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Name: David
Country: United States
State: Illinois
Birthday: 6/7/1986
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| > Little Tony on Math
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> A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting
> on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on
> little TONY.
> He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot."
> The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your
> thinking."
> Then little TONY says, "I have a question for YOU.
> There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream:
> One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The
> second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting
> off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"
> The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well, I suppose the one
> that's
> gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."
> To which Little TONY replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with the
> wedding ring on', but I like your thinking."
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> LITTLE TONY ON MATH
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> Little TONY returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.
> "Why?" asks the father.
> "The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3', I said '6'", replies TONY.
> "But that's right!" says his dad.
> "Yeah, but then she asked me 'How much is 3x2?'"
> "What's the fucking difference?" asks the father.
> "That's what I said!"
>
> LITTLE TONY ON ENGLISH
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> Little TONY goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to
> learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a
> multi-syllable word?"
> TONY says "Mas-tur-bate."
> Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, little TONY, that's a mouthful."
> Little TONY says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blow job."
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> LITTLE TONY ON GRAMMAR
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> Little TONY was sitting in class one day. All of a sudden, he needed to go
> to the bathroom. He yelled out, "Miss Jones, I need to take a piss!!"
> The teacher replied, "Now, TONY, that is NOT the proper word to use in
> this
> situation. The correct word you want to use is 'urinate'. Please use the
> word 'ur-i-nate' in a sentence correctly, and I will allow you to go."
> Little TONY, thinks for a bit, and then says, "You're an eight, but if you
> had bigger tits, you'd be a TEN!"
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> LITTLE TONY ON GRAMMAR
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> One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of
> hands from those who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence
> twice.
> First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, "My father
> bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it."
> "Very good, Suzie," replied the teacher. She then called on little
> Michael.
> "My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully."
> She said, "Excellent, Michael!" Then the teacher reluctantly called on
> little TONY.
> "Last night at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she
> was pregnant, and he said 'Beautiful, just fucking beautiful!'"
>
> LITTLE TONY ON GETTING OLDER
>
> Little TONY was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after
> another. After the 6th one a man on the bench across from him said, "Son,
> you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne,
> rot your teeth, and make you fat."
> Little TONY replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old."
> The man asked, "Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?"
> Little TONY answered, "No, he minded his own fucking business.
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| stolen from sabrina
DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM
PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER
ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER
DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT
THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE
GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE
THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS
SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME
ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY
ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT
MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER
SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S
A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE
THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE
ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE
AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:
PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA:
When you rearrange the letters
(With no letters left over and using each letter only once):
TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNS
haha too funny
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| Yesterday scientists revealed that beer contains small trace of female
hormones. To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men 12 pints of
beer and observed that 100% of them gained weight, talked excessively
without making sense, became emotional, and couldn't drive.
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| wow, i cant believe im actually doing xanga.. pretty lame.. lol oh well, yea, i need a smoke.. damn mom still awake.. oh well, still gonna have one out my window! HA gnite all | | |
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